It may be politically incorrect
By Mark Tumarkin

And just for Ziggy,
It may be politically incorrect; but when did he let that stop him?

Top Ten Times in history when using the "F" word was appropriate:

10) "What the F was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
9) "Where did all these F-ing Indians come from?" - Custer
8) "Any F-ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein
7) "It does SO F-ing look like her!" - Picasso
6) "How the F did you work that out?" -Pythagorus
5) "You want WHAT on the F-ing ceiling?" - Michael Angelo
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna F-ing rain." -Joan of Arc
3) "Scattered F-ing showers ... my ass!" - Noah
2) "I need this parade like I need a F-ing hole in my head!" - JFK
And the number one most appropriate reason to use the "F" word....
1) "Who the F is going to know?" - Bill Clinton

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