Name That Brew
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One of the peripheral joys of our hobby is coming up with names for your favorite batches of homebrew. Not that we all do it; many of us simply use batch # or something like APA, or other style, scrawled on the bottle cap. But if you're so inclined, names are another outlet for our brewing creativity. To inspire you a bit; following are the top 15 suggested names for a Wal-Mart House-brand wine -
15. Box O' Grapes 14. Chateau Traileur Doublewide 13. White Trashfindel 12. Big Red Gulp 11. Grape Expectations 10. Domaine Wal-Mart: "Merde du Pays" 9. NASCAbernet 8. Chef Boyardeaux 7. Walton's Mountain Recipe 6. Blue Light Special Nun 5. Chateau des Moines 4. Martha Stewart's Sour Grapes 3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar! 2. World Championship Wriesling 1. Nasti